What is Swanlow?
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Prestigious award granted to someone for performing exceptionally low acts. Votes awarded on similar basis to the coveted Brownlow.
Jake pissed all over the dealer at the Blackjack table and was awarded 3 Swanlow Votes.
Did you hear about Gerry shitting on his girlfriends chest and then proceeding with a Cincinnati Bowtie?? He should score a couple of Swanlow votes.
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