What is Swanny?
1.
To pull a swanny is too bullshit. On hearing a high calibre, truly vivid, absolutley false statement; the recipient of the utter bullshit should cry out 'SWANNY'
Example 1
Person 1: Did you know that the only food astronaughts can eat is garlic sauce because thats all your body can digest in space?
Person 2: SWANNY!!!!
Example 2
Person 3: I was actually the guy who pronounced Ghandi was dead.
Person 4: ...right mate
...later...
Person 5: What that guy say to you?
Person 4: He was pullin some serious capital swannies mate
Person 4+5+6+7+8+9: SWANNY!!!!!
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2.
When a female is working out in the gym and is found to have a sweaty fanny, this is shortened to swanny or swadge (a combination of "sweaty" and "fadge").
Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?
Girl #2: Yeah, but I've got a bit of a swanny going!
or
Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?
Girl #2: Yeah, but fuck me, look at my swadge!
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3.
A secret word used for an exceptionally good-looking female so as to inform other people without letting the woman know.
'swanny in the booze aisle'
'swanny!'
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4.
Meaning when one has an irratable bowel movement.
Oh my days, I feel well swanny.
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