Swansea Mechanic

What is Swansea Mechanic?

Someone who steals, strips and burns your knackered car for the insurance.

That old shed of his failed the MOT, so he got the Swansea Mechanic to take it up Kilvey (Hill).

See cars, arson, wales, breakdown, fraud

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