Swanson Dinner

What is Swanson Dinner?


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2. Swanson Dinner

What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.

Carl: Damn, Josh, I wouldn't have gone down on her if I had known I was going to find a Swanson dinner!

Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.

See cunnilingus, oral sex, blumpkin

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Completing a variety of sexual activities with a girl (including penetration, oral sex, anal, sleighride, etc.) in ONE night.

Josh: So what did you and Jenna do last night?

James: Oh I gave her a Swanson Dinner ;)

See swanson, dinner, anal, penetration, oral


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