Swanson's Dinner Edit Meaning

1. 1.n. The sound a baseball pitched at a high speed makes as it flies by the batter's face. Alternately, the sound a bullet makes as ..

1. The flaccid-penis inducing realization that your Wow-Meter is miscalibrated to the degree that random Youtube videos of soda bottles mak..

1. When for some reason, you're not supposed to be going on the computer (because you're grounded, because it's midnight, et..