Swanton

What is Swanton?


1.

The kind of town where everyone knows everyone. Consists of a school, a Kroger, The Honey Bear, a few gas stations and a car dealer. Everything else is houses. Although small, contains a few stoplights and a railroad. Swanton also hosts fireworks every fourth of July. Oh, and people like to party in Swanton. A lot.

'Let's get drunk after school with the Swanton kids.'

'But it's only Tuesday!'

'What's your point?'

See swantucky, swan, swanton, hicktown

2.

The shitiest town in the planet, with only a house of games for entertainment.

Person 1: hey you wanna go to swanton?

Person 2: Fuck NO!!! swanton sucks ballz..

Person: tru dat, tru dat..

See town, swanton, swantucky

3.

the worst place ever. no one wants to live there.

Person1: lets go to swanton.

Person2: no. theres nothing to do.

Person1: damn that place must suck.

Person2: yes it does.

See swanton, kids, sucks, swantucky, horrible


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