What is Swanton?
1.
The kind of town where everyone knows everyone. Consists of a school, a Kroger, The Honey Bear, a few gas stations and a car dealer. Everything else is houses. Although small, contains a few stoplights and a railroad. Swanton also hosts fireworks every fourth of July. Oh, and people like to party in Swanton. A lot.
'Let's get drunk after school with the Swanton kids.'
'But it's only Tuesday!'
'What's your point?'
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2.
The shitiest town in the planet, with only a house of games for entertainment.
Person 1: hey you wanna go to swanton?
Person 2: Fuck NO!!! swanton sucks ballz..
Person: tru dat, tru dat..
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3.
the worst place ever. no one wants to live there.
Person1: lets go to swanton.
Person2: no. theres nothing to do.
Person1: damn that place must suck.
Person2: yes it does.
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