Sward

What is Sward?


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Pronunciation:

swärd

Function:

verb

Etymology:

Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something

Date:

before 12th century

intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you

practice2: a fugly twat

Businessman 1: How did the big meeting go today, Tom?

Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.

See fabrication, nonsense, asinine, laughable


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