What is Sward?
1.
Pronunciation:
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century
intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you
practice2: a fugly twat
Businessman 1: How did the big meeting go today, Tom?
Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.
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