Swart

What is Swart?


1.

woman with a large flabby ass; fat chick. Derived from observation of a woman fitting above description. The word "Sweetheart" was written across the ass of her pants. Only "Swart" was visible; the rest of the word was sucked up inside her ass crack.

Did you see that swart get into her car? It tilted a foot to the left!

See fatty, hog, fat, ugly, fat chick, Paul

2.

The devastating combination of passing gas whilst one is excessively sweaty. A prime example of a person displaying this behavior would be the ever klassy Brandon Davis, as I'm sure in all his alcohol induced obnoxiousness and sweatiness he passes some mean farts.

While I was on the treadmill today, my bean burrito kicked in something vicious and I swarted so loud the entire gym heard it!

See fart, sweaty, sweat, gas, gassy


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