Swarthy Sea Captain

What is Swarthy Sea Captain?

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

Quad-sexual

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Mollywhopper

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Analfied

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