What is Swashsmuggler?
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An attractive male, jaunty, wildly entertaining, flamboyant and adventurous. The swashsmuggler will attempt to win the heart of a beautiful lady while rescuing her from the clutches of unattractive men. A classic swashbuckler exhibits exceptional courage and bear-knuckle boxing skills, a strong sense of honor and justice, a chivalric romantic sense, and the capacity for wit, style, and resourcefulness under pressure.
Swashsmugglers can often be found in the corner of most nightclubs and trendy bars, surrounded by beautiful women.
I was
macking on thesehoochies last night, when these two 'swashsmugglers' popped out of nowhere and stole them off me!
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