What is S-watch?
1.
Short for suicide watch. Used to express a feeling of being upset, distraught, or depressed due to an event of any magnitude, ranging from the death of a loved one to something as simple as dropping a phone.
The only known cure for this phenomena is a night of heavy drinking.
Aw man, he just found out that his girlfriend of five years has been cheating on him with his brother.
He's definitely on s-watch. Let's get
crunk with him tonight.
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