What is Swayzee Goggles?
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The term swayzee googles refers to a users inability to judge the opposite sexes phyiscal attributes (face,tits,pussy,ass)because of the use of alcohol and/or illegal substances. When you have swayzee goggles your judgement is defered and you may attempt to wheel a broad who is rated a 3.5 out of 10 or lower. When you have these goggles users may add as many as 3-4 points to the females actual rating.
"How much did you drink bro, that girl is ugly, you must have swayzee goggles!"
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NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (us..
