What is Swayzes?
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An especially wrinkled and gaunt looking scrotum and its contents, often seen poking out when old men decide to go "commando" in shorts.
Paul: that's the last time I ever use the change room at the gym with an old man around.
Tim: why's that?
Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.
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A kidney stroker. A bout of backdoor work up the missus' chamber of horrors.
"Roll over love, I feel like an appendix tic..
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When you sit inside an enclosed place (like a car, a small room, etc.) and smoke up. You will breathe in the smoke in the air, as well ..
