Swayzes

What is Swayzes?

An especially wrinkled and gaunt looking scrotum and its contents, often seen poking out when old men decide to go "commando" in shorts.

Paul: that's the last time I ever use the change room at the gym with an old man around.

Tim: why's that?

Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.

See balls, nads, bollocks, testicles, nuts

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