Swayzes

What is Swayzes?

An especially wrinkled and gaunt looking scrotum and its contents, often seen poking out when old men decide to go "commando" in shorts.

Paul: that's the last time I ever use the change room at the gym with an old man around.

Tim: why's that?

Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.

See balls, nads, bollocks, testicles, nuts

Zomgmo

1. used as an exclamation to make fun of people that use ZOMG to make fun of the people that use OMG a lot. user 1: OMG did you see that? ..

Dick Swag

1. The direction a male has to lean to either the right or left when urinating free hand to maintain a constant urine flow into the toilet ..

0-hour

1. When you're bangin' Oh yeah! last night Jill and me, we were at 0-hour for like four hours...

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