What is Swayzes?
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An especially wrinkled and gaunt looking scrotum and its contents, often seen poking out when old men decide to go "commando" in shorts.
Paul: that's the last time I ever use the change room at the gym with an old man around.
Tim: why's that?
Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.
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The act of defecating in a condom, freezing said condom, and, when having sex in the kitchen, reaching over and grabbing the frozen log ..
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Someone who is always late for functions.
SO QUARTER-FLASH! She missed the whole movie!
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Someone who is always la..
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plural noun: a fat mans bussom for example: man boobs or man boobilies
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