What is Swayzes?
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An especially wrinkled and gaunt looking scrotum and its contents, often seen poking out when old men decide to go "commando" in shorts.
Paul: that's the last time I ever use the change room at the gym with an old man around.
Tim: why's that?
Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.
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When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or..
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The lie your parents told you when your dog died.
Kid: Hey Dad where's the dog at?
Dad: Oh, he went to live on a farm.
Kid: Kewl..
