Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

Longarms

1. a person with lengthy arms often baseball players Nick "jeremy you have longarms" Jeremy "go sharpen your arrowheads&q..

Machetanz

1. hotter than hell, with more cleavage than a male elephant could pack in his trunk. DAMN! she is machetanz See hot, sexy, foxy 2. A g..

Angry Racoon

1. Term coined after a man tried to have sex with a racoon and got his penis bit off. It means when you and your significant other had a fi..

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