Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

Onees

1. The opposite of nothing. Numerous amounts of one. "Hey Big Ears, did you pick up any hot chicks on the weekend?". "Onee..

W00fle

1. 1. An exclamation of anger, frusteration, pain, or angst. 2. A holy figure that fights for your safety online. 3. A hairy waffle: mix..

Bowling

1. 1.Actual bowling, with 10 pins and 1 ball. 2. Masturbating, with 2 balls and 1 pin. Whenever Matt goes bowling, his wrist is sore for ..

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