Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

Rubbed Raw Red Weiner Syndrome

1. when you jack off somany times close enough to gether that the skin on your dick turns rubbed raw red. "hay KM your walking kinda ..

Rageing Piss

1. 1. Act of first urination after drinking beer, more commonly known as cracking the seal. 2. Can be used for describing a heavy rainfall..

Chidurkey

1. Part duck, part turkey, and part chiken. Chidurkey Bob: Is that chiken or a turkey? Why does it have a bill? Steve: It's a chidur..

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