Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

Lmafo

1. Acronym: "Laughing my ass fat off" (v.) - to laugh so hard that you are ultimately burning fat from the butt. LMAFO, that wa..

Bummable

1. Someone who is so unbelievably sexualthat the whole entire universe wants to bum rape them!! "Wow that Hannah girl is like so Bumm..

No Fives

1. This is what you say when someone says something incorrect or stupid. When you say "no fives" correctly, then you get to grind..

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