Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

Yergen

1. An act of homosexuality involving a cucumber, a sheep, and up to three jars of k-y lube. hey man, wanna go yergen that guy over there? ..

Jackson

1. It's a twenty dollar bill, not a cock. That's a Johnson you dumb shit. Me:"A jackson is a twenty dollar bill, not a cock..

Jizzimberry

1. Cum that is hanging off a piece of hair. With David Crader's hairy ass and his love for anal sex it is suprising that he has neve..

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