Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

12 O'clock Blinker

1. Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.) That ..

Gmr

1. The sickest possibly gnarest hill one ever conceved of taking a speedboard down..asmic ride...oh yeah stands for Glendora Mountain Road ..

Uberphat

1. something cooler than the coolest cool, above anyway you can say something is cool. the new Halo 3 map pack is so uberphat See kewlnes..

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