Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

Oxford Bags

1. n., testicles, nutsack. AAEEEIIIIIIEEEAAAAARRGGHHKKKHHH!!!!!! I just caught my Oxford bags on the folding deckchair!!!..

Pull A Todd

1. to leave one's own wife for a much lesser specimen Q: "Did you hear that Joe left his really awesome wife for that ugly Jody ..

Cool Boots

1. adj. The state of something being very cool and agreeable. Hanging out with those hippies certainly was cool boots for the time being b..

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