Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

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Cleavage Chili

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E-bong

1. Drug paraphernalia that is sold online (i.e. eBay). We went online to make a bid on Michael Phelps's e-bong. See bong, ebay, weed..

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