Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

Grunchy

1. being a grumpy curmudgeon He sounded grunchy in his complaint. See grumpy, complaining, crusty, cross..

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

Asshole Economics

1. Is the abuse of capitalism; there are two parts to Asshole Economics. First is Price gouging, the second is poor wages. In price gougi..

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