Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

Italian Restraining Order

1. A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get som..

Hemming The Curtains

1. A slang term for labioplasty. Julia was embarrassed by her large labia, so she decided the best answer was hemming the curtains. See v..

Zur

1. When texting "Yup" the 1st word that shows up is Zur. At least on my shitty phone. Girl: So you coming to my party? :) Boy: ..

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