Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

Jibbily

1. adj. Jibb-i-ly Jih-buh-lee Used to describe the lack of sanity, abundance of stupidity, or just pure weirdness of the thing being label..

Ma Ninja Baby

1. This is the product of Livia and Danie, two school aged children lookin to belong:P Livia + Danie = Ma Ninja Baby and ..

Punishing Percy In Your Palm

1. Yet another metaphore for male masturbation. "Man, I was punishing Percy all night long last night" 1. Yet another metaphor..

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