Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

Unable To Handle Normalcy

1. Not able to handle normalcy is complicated. What others dont think of as such a big deal if something goes wrong, the people unable to h..

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1. French Emoticon... it did have a beret... but it looked even worse Dude1: "look this smiley is french =D" Dude2: ".....

Fishboilers

1. refers to when a guy wears really tight pants, they're in danger of heating up their sperm and killing them. Brian was wearin his ..

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