Swear To Dale

What is Swear To Dale?

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

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Ill Sickness

1. a sarcastic way of saying something is good. (used to make fun of wiggers) Wigger: Man check out ma sick ride yizzo! Dude: YEAH MAN! I..

Junk Fire

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