Swear To God

What is Swear To God?


1.

A phrase that liars use as a last ditch attempt to instill belief in themselves to the person they're trying to con. It's always easy to spot a bullshitter when they pull out the infamous "I swear to god!"

Cop: "Are these your needles and crack pipes that I found in your car and jacket pockets?"

Burn out highschool kid: "No they're not! I swear to god they're not! I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Cop: Hmmmm.....

See swear to god, swear, to, god, jesus, desperate, liar, lie


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