What is Sweater?
1.
A garment worn by children when their mother is cold.
"Timmy, there is a chill out, put on a sweater."
"But I'm not cold..."
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2.
(Actually a verb)
To ride an albino rhinocerious to the local Asian food market.
I called Jerry and told him to sweater over there, pronto; they were having a sale on tofu.
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3.
someone who follows someone else wherever they go
4.
(n.) Someone who copies a person's swagger, style, clothes, kicks, or anything else just to be like that particular person.
(v.) To copy.
(n.) Look at that sweater over there trying to copy my style.
(v.) Man, you need to change your style because you're starting to sweat me.
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5.
A really hot shirt. Mostly made of wool and cotton. Many times you are told to put one on when it is cold, but other times when it is not.
"Jack, put on a sweater or you'll catch cold!"
"But Maw, it's 90 degrees!"
6.
A person that claims they are HARDCORE because they listen to PARKWAY~DRIVE and have all their shirts and have only been to a handful of shows.
Sweater: Hey man, did you see parkway drive at sweatfest last week.
Hardcore Guy: Fuck up sweater! *Walks off*
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7.
A code word used for drugs to avoid causing suspicion.
"Hey man, do you have my sweater?"
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