What is Sweater Dick?
1.
Another term for an uncircumsized penis
Chick #1: "ugh i found out last night my boyfriend is uncircumsized."
Chick #2: "Oh, he has a sweater dick?"
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2.
Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.
I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.
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