Sweater Girl

What is Sweater Girl?


1.

Warm and wonderful nightowl of a Moderator on Fark, whose mellifluous tones grace the Opry airwaves, the Detroit blue line--and all life in-between. Patron to pups and stray farkers, as well as hyphens, Admins and rookie Mods.

Word has it that the girl really knows how to fill a sweater, too.

Man, that Sweater Girl can turn a comma into a hyphen, with just her voice!

2.

Girl with an attractive bust who wears tight sweaters.

I have an attractive sweater girl just around the corner from my cube. Women are just about the best thing in life!

3.

A heterosexual woman that accompanies a gay male friend to social gatherings, in order to convince others (family members, business associates) that the gay man is straight.

Lance realized early in his Wall Street career that gay men have a glass ceiling above them. When he met his sweater girl Stephanie, he knew immediately that he was going to make partner.

See beard, fag hag, gaydar, cover, closeted

4.

A heterosexual woman that accompanies a gay male friend to social gatherings, in order to maintain the appearance that the gay man is straight.

Lance realized early in his Wall Street career that gay men have a glass ceiling above them. When he met his sweater girl Stephanie, he knew immediately that he was going to make partner.

See fag hag, gaydar, closeted, closet, beard


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