Sweater Muffins

What is Sweater Muffins?


1.

Sweat·er Muf·fins

(pl. n.)

1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.

2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.

"Gina, I see you brought sweater muffins! Going to share them with us?"

See breasts, boobs, gozangas

2.

Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.

Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.

See breasts, sweater, lindsay lohan, paris hilton, boobs, tits, boobies, breasteses


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