Sweatpant Stalagmite

What is Sweatpant Stalagmite?

1.

A brownish stain formed on the front of a pair of mens' sweatpants, caused by accumulated drips of urine through geologic history.

Jeremy is such a slob... did you see him sporting that sweatpant stalagmite yesterday?

See wardrobe, geology, cave, slob, urine

87

Random Words:

Flootroops

1. The act of being the best priest in the fictional online roleplaying game, World of Warcraft. That priest has mad skills! He must be a..

Only The Criminals Have Guns

1. Something the European and Canadien dumb asses on this site love to say proudly, clearly not seeing the bigger picture. If the criminal..

Knit-knit

1. Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight. Dude, The parents are coming ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free