Sweatpant Stalagmite

What is Sweatpant Stalagmite?

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A brownish stain formed on the front of a pair of mens' sweatpants, caused by accumulated drips of urine through geologic history.

Jeremy is such a slob... did you see him sporting that sweatpant stalagmite yesterday?

See wardrobe, geology, cave, slob, urine

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