What is Sweatpants?
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guys who never wear pants other than sweatpants EVER. its like ok your not playing a sport or going to the gym, buy a pair of pants. its not like sweatpants are cheap either! ok we get it you didnt make the baseball team but get over it the coach isn't watching you anymore. they are also guys so obsesed over sports they dont notice their girlfriends' are waiting for ass.
GUY 1: so how are things with u and (girl) going?
SWEATPANTS: i dont really know if were going out anymore
GUY 2: did she break up with u?
SWEATPANTS: uh....i don't really know.....so did you see the game last night?
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Similar to a woman with down's syndrome, the worst type of guy you will ever meet. Political and condescending, he is not well received by the opposite sex or even the same sex. Sexuality is up in the air and many believe he lacks genetalia and has cerebral palsy.
Sweatpants is very ugly.
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the preferred article of clothing by people who like to wear little smiles t-shirts and black sweaters/sweatshirts
she likes to wear her black sweatpants and black sweater. it is very fancy. that is her normal uniform. see
what not to wear
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worn to bed by some. continually ride up during the night, so when you wake up they are shorts...some prefer to do the ever so popular "drag leg" either way they are a pain.
"those fucking sweatpants!"
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Nylon pants that look sexy on little girls.
Sophia wore sweatpants to speech today.
