Sweaty Freshman

What is Sweaty Freshman?

When one has sexual intercourse with the armpit of a passed-out female, such that the jizz dries and looks like deoderant.

Dude, last night I made Jessica a sweaty freshman!

See sweat, jizz, cum, dry, armpit, freshman

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