Sweaty Teddy

What is Sweaty Teddy?


1.

Ted Nugent, after being all sweaty!

Brendizzle: Alex, did you like the Ted Nugent Concert?

Alex: Yea, I love me some Sweaty Teddy.

See ted, nugent, sweaty, ballsack, hoff

2.

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

See sweaty teddy, sweety, load, sex, pussy

3.

Used to describe a person who's appearance is unpopular and has problems with sweating when stressed.

when it comes to sex, your such a sweaty teddy.

See bitch, nervous nelly, scared, wanksta, weird, sagacity


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