Swedish Bike Ride

What is Swedish Bike Ride?


1.

(noun) Anal sex while standing.

I put her face into the goddamned wall, and depite my American locale I took a little swedish bike ride. Then I fucked her face a bit, shot her in the eye, n' slapped her til she cried a little.

2.

Anal sex while standing.

I shoved her into the janitor's closet & went for a swedish bike ride.


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