Swedish Cocktail

What is Swedish Cocktail?


1.

prying someone's mouth open with a piece of wood and taking a shit in it. It's what the Swedes did to their enemies (whoever they were) during the 30 years war.

Would you like a Swedish cocktail?

No!

Open up!

See flamingo


30

Random Words:

1. When, during oral sex, the one performing sucks so hard on the receiver's genitalia that it leaves a bruise around said area, resem..
1. Someone whose religious beliefs (typically Christian) are so illogical, that the person can easily be mistaken for someone with severe m..
1. Jizz combined with Grillz... basically, ejaculating on the teeth. The noun would mean the actual substance on the teeth. 1. Aw man she..