What is Swedish Earmuffs?
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A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.
female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."
or
male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"
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Random Words:
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Worth of propagating with; someone that one believes to be beautiful (esp. carnally).
See also: hot, fine
"God, she's so fin..