Swedish Earmuffs

What is Swedish Earmuffs?

A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.

female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"

males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."

or

male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"

male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"

See swedish, sweedish, swedish earmuffs

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