Swedish Massage

What is Swedish Massage?

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

See wasted, stockholm, sweden, bouncer, craig, flemming

another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.

if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.

Lizzying

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Shizdang

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Dirty Pascaline

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