Swedish Telescope

What is Swedish Telescope?

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

Austin Martins

1. the sexyest kid alive,has a really big penis also known as a "shlong" he likes girls on their knees and is the best in bed,he ..

Rapidiot

1. A fidiotwho plays noise hundreds of times louder than necessary from their vehicle or radio in a department store. Taken from (c)rap+ id..

Irish Rashers

1. The lovely entry flaps of an Irish Girl's vagina. If a woman has truly exceptional "rashers" on her, it should visible ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Swedish Telescope Edit Meaning