Swedish Telescope

What is Swedish Telescope?

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

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