Swedish Telescope

What is Swedish Telescope?

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

Valisticity

1. When a woman has enough curves in all the right places Damn, that girls got some good valisticity. girls with valisticity are too fine..

Umbilical Dump

1. It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult chil..

Bobstercallyfullicious

1. A cat who is extremely awesome and gangster. My best friend's cat Bob is running for president. He is so Bobstercallyfullicious! ..

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