Swedish Telescope

What is Swedish Telescope?

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

Bot Rape

1. The over use of a bot in a chatroom omfg thats total bot rape See bot, rape, mirc, chatroom, interwebs..

Yessssssss

1. An overexcited way of saying yes. Often used my someone who is hyper. Yessssssss,I just won the lottery! See yes, excited, yeah, yup,..

Kabuki Shitfaced

1. drunker than drunk. your so drunk that that you dont know if you are a man or a woman. I went drinking with George and got him so kabuk..

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