Swedish Telescope

What is Swedish Telescope?

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

Imaul

1. The act of getting verbally abused, crushed or busted via Instant Messenger. Typically emphasized with caps and/or excessive exclamatio..

Dieuwertje

1. The cutest and most lovely girl in the world ! Dieuwertje, I love you...

Nixon

1. A bowel movement. Shit. I gotta take a nixon. See Geezer 2. When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies ..

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