Swedish Telescope

What is Swedish Telescope?

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

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Intruxicated

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You Gets No Smell

1. When a player gets no play time, warms the bench, or is reduced to a manager. Billy is always warming the bench, so the cheerleaders te..

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