Swedish Telescope

What is Swedish Telescope?

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

Qwok

1. An unexpected happening, usually occuring at times of inconvenience; related to colon gas/liqiud. While in a board of directors meeting..

Mcloving

1. something you shouldn't do in mcdonalds " Those two old people were mcloving the other day. i'm emotionally scarred"..

Kleinfeld

1. A synonym for cocaine, white, blow, snow, lindsay lohan; originating from Sean Penn's character in Carlito's Way...David Klein..

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