Swedish Telescope

What is Swedish Telescope?

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

Yanqi

1. to describe a person who is short and chubby Look at that yanqi! She's totally cute See cute, chubby, young, adorable..

Zambuoni

1. def. - anyone with the last name buoni jake buoni is nicknamed zam - as in zam buoni See jake..

Screaming Artichoke

1. a crazy person, acting insane OMG your such a screaming artichoke!! See screaming, artichoke, alana, crazy, insane, hedgehog..

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