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When receiving oral sex from a lady-friend, pulling about before orgasm and ejaculating into the nose of the lucky recipient.
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When you fill up a teapot with warm water, then dip your balls into it. Whilst the balls are dangling in the water, a girl blows down t..
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The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass.
My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night..