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The act of ejaculating because of text sex.
"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."
"I texjaculated on it last night"
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Also known as SP2.
A software update for the Microsoft Windows XP operating system.
A pitiful attempt by Microsoft to control the amou..
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The act of getting laid.
You: So, what does "consumation" mean?
Me: THE ACT OF GETTING LAID.
You: I'm going to look th..