What is Sweet Chocolate Jesus?
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An act committed during sex when a man will pull his cock out of the ass of the partner, turn them around so that they are kneeling, facing him, then dab the face with poo lightly three times saying "Father, Son and the holy ghost" followed by a hard cock slap to knock the rest of the shit off.
He annointed her with a Sweet chocolate jesus and thus purged himself of the sin of feces.
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Fingering a girl quickly, then smelling your finger to verify if it is safe to go down on her or run for the hills.
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What you tell your pothead friends when you don't feel like smoking anymore. Works every time.
Mike: Yo man lets go cop more bud.
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