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Defecating on the back of your partner's head while she's asleep, and molding the poo into a face with your hard cock
Guy 1: ..
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an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"
Person: Your mom!
You: Your mom's car!
Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win..
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What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and in..