Sweetcherryass Edit Meaning

1. To be John Kreese'd is to be bent over with laughter, as if you were creased (like a piece of paper). It is a play on words - Krees..

1. an umbrella that sucks your dick on the way to work. Hey, Matt, can I borrow your humbrella, my girlfriend left me. See hummer, umbrel..

1. chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed" slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair) everyone:"..