Sweetcorn Itch

What is Sweetcorn Itch?

the unmistakable itch after not wiping your arse properly.

Little Jimmy was fidgeting all day at school, he had the sweetcorn itch.

Factotally

1. When something is totally true - to the point of becoming fact "Did you forget to call to let me know you would be home?!" &..

Cant

1. As in the derogatory term for the female genitals. Used as an insult. The a can sometimes be lengthened in sound. Fack off you caaaaaaa..

Inebrius

1. in-ee-bree-us (n) General term to define things that are taken or done in order to feel inebriated. Plural form: Inebrii in-ee-bree-aye..

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