What is Sweetest Day?
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Yet another made up holiday invented by Hallmark that gives girls an excuse to whine for more gifts.
My girlfriend won't put out because I forgot about Sweetest Day. What the fuck is that?
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Sweetest Day, a pseudo-holiday, is celebrated on the third saturday of every October. It is one of the stupidest things ever. It makes Valentine's day look authentic - at least it's nationally recognized. Sweetest Day exists almost strictly in the midwest, specifically in Chicago.
There's an actual story behind the creation of sweetest day, but no one gives a damn.
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The ficticious, mysterious person who leaves several beer bottles half full around the house during a party, only to have them found the..
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The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.
Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.
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