Sweg

What is Sweg?


1.

A combined fartthat smells both sweaty AND eggy. It is illegal in both North America AND South America.

Example 1: Jesus, dude, that is one bad sweg!

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Example 2: Eww, you just swegged!

See fart, eggy, sweaty, smelly, poo, buttsecks

2.

Slimy Wet Evangelical Grin: the stupid smug look of spiritual bliss that is supposed to tell everyone that you think that your imaginary friend called Jesus is real and talks to you and will save you from getting genital warts if you fuck the minister's daughter and say sorry to him (Jesus) afterward.

It also apparently allows you to wax lyrical about any topic on the planet with divine authority and irritate the shit out of people within 400 nautical miles of where you are.

That idiot over there should take his bible and shove it up his arse - that will give him a proper excuse for having that dumb-arse SWEG on his face

See evangelical, christian, jesus, muppet, insane


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