What is Swellicockter?
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The act of situating that fine lady of yours--while in the splits position--on your rod and spinning her around in circles. Named for the motion's resemblence to the rotation of helicopter blades.
Guys! Guys! We finally did it! Mildred got on me last night and I totally gave her a ride on the swellicockter! Man, she spun around like a TOP!
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