What is Swensson?
1.
To lie, cheat, pilfer, or otherwise degrade someone, usually covertly.
John swenssoned the shit out of Janey when he banged her and posted pictures of it on the internet.
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2.
v., To forcefully remove a bicycle from a bike rack. Usual method of accomplishing this task involves grasping a bicycle and quickly lifting it in an effort to snap the lock on it.
Bobby thought the hurricane had damaged his bike, but he later learned it had been Swenssoned
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