What is Swerf?
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Swerf can be used as both an adjective and a verb depending on emotion and connotation. Swerf can be used in any situation and is actually advised to be used in any situation.
Swerf is the word of all words since it can mean anything...swerf is used in swerfy scenarios.
Swerf as a verb: "If this dude keeps talking shit to me, he is going to get swerfed on."
Swerf as an adjective: "Damn girl you are lookin real swerfy in that dress, why don't you bring your swerfy ass on over here.
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Swerf was coined by a geek in Silicon Valley. Swerf is a noun for unidentifiable organics intended for human consumption.
Ground up refrigerator hash would reasonably be called swerf. Meat loafs are swerf. Stews boiled overlong so the ingredients have disintegrated is swerf. Any organic concoction that humans may eat but they can't identify what went into making it, such as hot dogs or bologna (you don't really want to know what is in them, do you?)are swerf.
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Swerf has no definite meaning so it applies to everything that is not homosexual
" I met this swerf, she swerfed me up for like 30 mins and then i swerfed on the chick ear and smoked a swerf...."
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