What is Swerve-candy?
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Used to describe hot girls who look like they need to get swerved on.
Check out that swerve-candy! You can tell she wants me to drop a steaming swerve on her chest and just rub it in until she ain't white no more.
Some swerve-candy don't know they're swerve-candy, but that all changes the second that hot swerve slops on their naked body. Even if they never thought they would want someone to squeeze out a wet swerve on them, they get swervematized.
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