What is Swif?
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a promiscuous man, male eqivolent of a slut. swiffish behaviour: man who behaves like a swif.
a man who sleeps with many women, is easy, and isnt picky about preference. a person who is lead through life by his desire for sex. to do this is swiffish behaviour. A swif is the person involved in said swiffish behaviour.
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