What is Swife?
1.
A wife who is sweet
"You won't believe what Laura did for me today. She did my laundry and I came home to a hot homemade dinner."
"You've got yourself a swife."
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2.
SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".
{Knock, knock}
{door opens}
"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"
"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."
"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"
"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."
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3.
To swear on one's life.
Bill: I Swife that Nikky Cage is a great actor
Joe: You're going to hell
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4.
a male, with a penis, whose pubic hair is longer than his penis, which usually tends to be quite small, that the pubic hair is braided or corn rowed.
Warren Sewell, whose penis is very tiny, took his pubic hair and got it swifed
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5.
Used exclusively as a verb. Derived from "swova."
1. To swear on your life. Similar to "swear to God" or "swova," swife denotes that the speaker is placing a huge amount of credibility on his statement, due to the fact that he has laid his life down as collateral in order to provide credibility.
Used to filter comments in serious situations, where it is imperative that one know whether or not someone is being serious, or just kidding.
Guy #1: Dude, your brother is in the hospital.
Guy #2: Swife? (ie. Do you swear on your life?)
Guy #1: Yes!
Guy #2: !*#@!
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6.
the relationship between sisters who think that they are wifes
the relationship between sisters who think that they are wifes making them swife's
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