What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
Random Words:
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A word used to describe a stupid fellow, who is also a cunt.
Some quimbecile has soiled themselves in my chair
See idiot, clown, fool,..
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Anacronym for "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I almost peed myself." Used in chat rooms and the like to expr..
