What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
Random Words:
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Something that happens that is less than desirable.
Jim: AAAHhhhhhh! I just burnt my jam rolypoly!!
Wev: Oh man, that's gashburge..
1.
a tremendous deal, exceeding cheap
He got the whole case of beer for the bargaintuan price of $1.
See bargain, deal, steal, cheap..
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The flaming end to a hot bowl of chili.
Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten that four-alarm chili. I had the chili shits all night.
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