What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
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shitting through someone's letter box, so when they open the door, the poo gets smeared in an arc across their carpet.
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Originated from film "Shaun of the Dead".
Used as a sarcastic comment of not caring, similar to "whoopty-do".
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When you need to take a crap but there's something really exciting going on that you don't want to miss.
"oh shit the ne..
