What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
Random Words:
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A term used when not knowing french but pretending to be French.
Guy: Je ma pel, madam.
Girl: Jimmy Jimmy, monsier.
See fake french, ..
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1.when s guy goes homo, and does and says absolutley anything to make a girl like him,or to get pity from them, even if it means crying ..
