What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
Random Words:
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when something that is so nasty that only a skank would do it/ use it
will seem to creep into your conversations now that you know what..
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Fun phrase to call the male genitalia
Did you see the size of his Penile Member???
See sac, hairy, yum, member..
