What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
Random Words:
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when you hold in your pee when drunk to keep the buzz longer.
"i have to pee but i want to stay buzzed so i'm going to zip th..
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1)An affirmation used to express one's own " down for whatever" attitude.
2)A greeting.
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Gentleman #1: Ay bro, I&a..
