What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
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A universal statement used to explain or excuse any incident or situation. To be most effective, phrase must be uttered matter-of-factly..
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A big hole in the ground that people like to build buildings in a call it a town.
The hole called Grand Coulee Dam
See grand, coulee, ..
