Swift Half

What is Swift Half?

five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.

"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.

"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"

Roved

1. To be fucked up the ass and not even know it. James- Man, I think I was roved last night- after 9 shots I woke up with a sore asshole. ..

Kersis

1. A large, generally overweight, black man that sits on his couch all day while watching soap opera and porno. I hate my neighbor, he is ..

Loknar

1. Pure Evil, known thoughout the universe... the only example of Lokar is Loknar, there is no other evil as evil as the Loknar. See evil..

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