What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
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some one who spends all their time talking and/or texting on their phone.
Jane is a phone potato! she wont stop texting Allin!
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A woman or man who is a handful of emotions and issues. Also this person is a whore and craves the D or the P. (noun)
Kelly the emotion..
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A slang word used to describe the sensation that someone might be a homosexual.
*Man jumps into pool with pink speedo on*
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