Swift Half

What is Swift Half?

five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.

"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.

"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"

Zips

1. ounce of weed Yo We Got Dem Zips 4 Da Low Muhh Nigg See ounce, weed, buddah, green, mary jane 2. King of the douche-bags at a little..

Mthatm

1. mthatm stands for "Music that helps at the moment" if your pissed listening that something that is going through the same thi..

Zoining

1. feels like little bugs running around in ur knee I hit my knee on the table and now it's zoining See itchy, scratchy, fuzzy, pain..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Swift Half Edit Meaning