What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
Random Words:
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This adjective is created by merging the words 'random' and 'saga'.
It is used occasionally to predefine a tale and..
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someone who loves sex
performs great oral and is up for any position
loves any new kinky thing
she loves to have sex with jerry yen
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