What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
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Santas' personal female whore. Female who dresses up to be a santa, often dresses half naked. Gives "favors" to all of th..
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outrageously COOL as HELL
or tight
"ya girl's skully was OFF DA HEE!"..
