What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
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An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.
"Every man needs to feel like a man."
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verry sexually appealing.
Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.
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This phrase is said in a lotta songs... Itz a sign of a good song. Be sure to listen to thezz.. 1 of the songs is 'Oh' by Cia..
