What is Swift Half?
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
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the thing that will soon replace the Cookie Monsteron sesame street
nooo! not the vegetable monster!!!
See vegetable, monster, sesame..
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What that ass clown Mike Goldberg shouts at the top of his lungs at the end of every single UFC fight he announces.
"AND IT IS ALL..
