Swiftie

What is Swiftie?

1. A member of "Swiftboat Veterans for Truth."

2. Any person who spreads lies and/or resorts to vicious and immoral tactics to further the GOP cause. (See: Karl Rove)

Like a true swiftie, Cheney looked into the camera and lied through his teeth: "The first time I ever met you was when you walked onto this stage."

A rapid spliff.

dude i gotta scoot in ten but you got time for a swiftie?

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Sanding Pinocchio

1. masturbating for a guy Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio. See jerking off, wack..

Ziplok

1. Being the freshest and fresher than everyone around you. Being the Go-to guy when someone needs help. Fresh as in cool, popular, hell..

Towel Rack

1. n.- when a man gets a boner in the shower and, after drying off, can drop the wet towel and have his penis catch it and hold it John: ..

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