Swiftkaratechop

What is Swiftkaratechop?


1.

(aka Matt Brown) is a superbly funny skit vlogger, gamer, all-round nice guy and minor celebrity on youtube.

swiftkaratechop:

"if youre not old enough to drive a car, you shouldnt be old enough to drive a dick"

"what?"

"a 4x4, a...a V8 dick...?"

"with turbo charger?"

"yea, a dick with a turbo charger."

XD

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2.

Swifkaratechop, aka Matt Brow, is a pretty well known youtuber.

He is 20 years old and lives in Alabama.

He is a skitlogger.

(Skitlog = a vlog hidden in randomness and funnies.)

&he is amazingly hot &adorable &halarious, imo(:

"With enough butter, you can rape anything" -Matt Brown (swiftkaratechop)

"Oh my God, that was so racist, I'm sorry, I apolagize. Dear God. I love black people. I'm black. Will that fix any thing?" -Matt Brown

"Willy Wonka is gonna kick my ass!" -Matt Brown

"Just cuz I'm blue, doesn't mean I'm sad! ARHHHH" -Matt Brown

"What's a dingo? I don't know but it ate my baby" -Matt Brown

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