Swifton Edit Meaning

1. Masturbating so that one does not want to have intimate relations with their girlfriend when she is coming over to be broken up with. T..

1. Applying perfume, deodorant or body spray in place of taking a shower when the time and/or resources required for an actual shower are n..

1. verb - to incorrectly expect very little of your understanding of something. John, you are never not always misunderinterpreting how mu..