Swilf

What is Swilf?


1.

Swedish

Women

I'd

Like to

Fuck

A SWILF is a nice mature women from Sweden, who'is open for free and unconditional sex. Most of the time LBB's (long, blond and beautyfil ones).

See mature, sweden, swilf, women

2.

"Swilf" is an acronym based on the popular "milf" or "mother I'd like to f*&%." "Swilf: means "social worker I'd like to f*&%." Let's face it, there are many attractive women in this field, and what makes them more attractive is their open willingness to help others. If that's not hot, what is?

I went to therapy and the counselor was such a swilf!"

See milf, hottie, therapist, social worker, counselor, mediator

3.

Silk

Wig

I'd

Like to

Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.

Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.

See Bert


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