What is Swillyite?
1.
A theiving, drug-taking, corsa driving, benefit stealing, burbery wearing, fight starting, car burning, knife carrying, joint smoking, ill-spoken, un-educated, no morals, stinking ugly sub-human. Normally residing in the area of Plymouth UK known as Swilly or North Prospect.
Swillyite: Ere meht, you lurkin at me burds tats, ya focker, innit n that lite.
Without accent: Here mate, are you looking my birds tits, you fucker, isn't it and that like (wtf?!)
Translation: Excuse me sir, are you examining my girlfriends breasts because if you are I disapprove!
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2.
A derogatory term referring to anyone from the North Prospect region of
Swillyites secretly aspire to the dizzying heights of being a plain 'Janner' however anyone moving out of the area would be attacked if they were to return for having dis'd their fellow swillites. When they are not appearing on the Jeremy Kyle show (entitled "My mothers my sister" for example)they are typically robbing each others houses or violating their asbos.
"Look at that guy's bowlcut"
"Yeah, what a Swillyite!"
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