What is Swim?
1.
swim:
S-someone
W-who
I-isnt
M-me
officer: yo who did this shit?
Ganstah: uh it was swim, officer
2.
Someone Who Isn't Me. Most people use this abbreviation when telling some story about them doing something unsavoury, to avoid reprimand.
1337_R0xor: Last week Swim got wasted and burned down a bus shelter!!!!1
T3h_N00b: 1337!!!11
3.
someone
who
isn't
me
commonly used to avoid self incrimination in contexts such as boards discussing drug use. also used in places where generally criminal acts are taking place. (not dissimilar to use of illicit drugs)
m is sometimes replaced with y (for you) wherein someone would be questioning another.
swim generally prefers mainlining to fix himself. also, how much does swiy pay a day to support his habit?
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4.
a fancy way of trying not to drown in any given water
1. She will swim to show off her ability.
2. I once almost drowned and then I learned how to swim.
3. I swim faster than Michael Phelps.
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5.
Swim = Somebody Who Isn't Me
Iamdie threatened to send a swim because he is a pussy.
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6.
code word to smoke weed
Kid 1 "Ay man lets go swim before school"
Kid 2 "I'd be so down"
Parent "Swimming before school? Kids these days..."
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7.
To smoke marijuana. The word most likely derives from the almost weightless feeling one feels and the red eyes one gets while participating in both activities, toking and swimming.
"Dude you trying to go swim right now?"
"Always!"
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