What is Swim Team?
1.
Usually described as a "cult" group. Unusually close clique that are always together. Spend several hours a day in the pool and then get ready to go out at night - together. Other close groups of friends do not compare to the swim team.
Students who participate in the swim team are in a cult.
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Shaving parties, meditation, insane amounts of training.
3.
The "cool kids". You can generally encounter them striking up casual conversations with the vending machine, swiming...on the deck, inquiring to the lifeguards if they know how to swim, doing the waltz, shaking people's hands vigorously- shouting "THANK YOU, COACH BRENDON!", saying loudly "JOHNNY FOO. HELLO!!!" and lecturing the coaches on not reaching their full potential.
The Swim Team was revered by all, becoming too cool to sit with the other, odd people.
4.
When the sperm all race to the womans egg. Sperm in general
Yeah I shot my swim team all over her car.
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Do you
-Support facism?
-Smoke weed?
-Deal narcotics?
-Use "hanging with your bras" as a guise for your homosexuality?
-Have a white supremacist family?
-Have a growing interest in occultism?
-Deliberately fail classes in order to stay back in hopes to score with girls half your age?
-Binge eat after vigorous exercise?
If you answered "yes" to one or more of the following questions, congratulations! Consider yourself eligible to join your high school's swim team. Swim team is home to all the lowlifes, assclowns, and bullies that fill the hallways at your school. Swim team gives pompous shitheads the oppurtunity to puff off in the locker room, shit on freshman, and listen to frat rap groups at no expense. So what are you waiting for? Join swim team today!
Ross: Sup, bro? Ready to go to swim team practice and torment the freshmen to the point of suicide?
Phil: Sure, dude. Freshmen have the cutest dicks, anyway.
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Annie and I are on the swim team...we camp out on the bleachers to infer that we are hobos
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If someone is referred to as being on the Swim Team, they are generally lifeless, ignorant, self-centered, sheltered females (males in some cases) who have a blatant disregard for any human life other than their own.
Oh shit that chick ruined you're life? Bitch must have been on the swim team. Don't sweat it dog.